cerealia inbox, aka hamadafest

[dirtdevil]

[ online interactions not rated by the ESRB ]

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IT BEGINS

[bropane]

Hey, man.
Have you ever done something stupid in your entire life?

i laughed

[dirtdevil]

[ bro you have no idea. ]

of course I have. who hasn't?

text, post event.

[bropane]

Lol.
You'll never guess what happened.

[dirtdevil]

[ uh oh. ]

what happened?

text, post-event;

[zerotohiro]

Hey...how are you?

[Yup. That's how he starts this.]

[dirtdevil]

[ holy shit, a text from someone other than Tadashi.

...but it's Tadashi's brother, so that hardly counts. ]

fine, you?

action, here comes not a hamada (probably slightly forward dated)

[hoasen]

[It was probably one of those days where she would look upon other people who had their robo-butlers walking with them, looking quite similar to them. She's not sure if that would be a good idea, to walk outside with your robot familiar, but it's not her decisions to make, since she doesn't actually have a robot? Because she never pressed a button.]

I certainly am glad I never pressed that button. [She's talking to herself, really.]

[dirtdevil]

[ and she's not the only one who opted not to press that button. aside from the fact that he defaults to not trusting anything "gifted" to him by CERES, he doesn't know shit about robots. even things like the CereVice and microwaves still mystify him sometimes. there's no way in hell he's going to get in on that.

...not until he talks to Tadashi about it, at least.

anyway, catching sight of a familiar face as he passes by, he stops to address her, glad to hear he wasn't the only one who said hell no to turning that thing on. ]

You too, huh?

[video]

[obfuscates]

Hi there? [Fay is holding the CereVice correctly, at least.] I hope I'm not being too intrusive. I just wanted to check that you were doing alright, with how interesting things have gotten lately.

[dirtdevil]

[ what's that annoying sound? —wait, holy shit, is someone actually calling him? he's only ever gotten text messages before. which is why he looks confused and kind of surprised when he picks up his CereVice (which he also holds correctly, but only after some fumbling).

oh, hey, it's that guy from that monster dating... thing. what a fun day that was. ]

—What? I'm fine. [ a pause. ] If you mean the shit with the robots, I never activated mine.

post-robots

[zerotohiro]

So uh. Captain Nerdlord was actually right and things went Really Bad Really Fast. Everything okay on your end?

[dirtdevil]

[ ...uh oh. ]

what happened?

LOVE ME ALISON

[bropane]

Hey. Been a while. How's it going?

no!!!! (jk ilu nikki <33)

[dirtdevil]

okay. I heard you guys had some robot trouble.

AFTER DEATH INTERLUDE; voice!!

[osuni]

[SHE WOULD TEXT because Okuni likes texting since she can do other things like dig pit traps and sell firecrackers to children while texting.... but she opts for calling instead, her head still hurts a little too much to be focusing on the screen.]

[and also, the circumstances she left behind by dying stupidly seem to require more than just a Text, is it guilt?? maybe?? from Okuni?? MAYBE SOME FORM OF GUILT and that too-bright obnoxious curiosity that even death hasn't managed to quench.]

[SO she's calling... and calling... and calling again if he like ignores the first two calls, hey levi]

[dirtdevil]

[ he sighs when his CereVice rings. he's tired, and crankier than usual—funny how a slow, painful death'll do that to a guy.

but no, he sees the name, and this is something he has to take. it's important. ]

I see you made it back out, too. Good.

[ a "hello" probably would have been nice, but you can only expect so much from him. he's getting a little better at it, at least. ]

during the interlude, text.

[bropane]

Hey, where are you? I can't find you with my birds. Any chance Hiro is with you?

15 july, text.

[bropane]

[ but then he gets the user is occupied response, so he figures he is with hiro.

he tries again once the birds pick up on his signal. ]

Answer me when you can.

[ even if it does take levi 3 days to respond. ]

voice;

[feytality]

[TRYING THIS AGAIN because she couldn't get a hold of him for the last couple of days and it's starting to worry her]

Um... Mr. Levi?

[dirtdevil]

[ ah, shit. this won't be a fun conversation.

...then again, no one calls him expecting a fun conversation. ]

What?

text 7/18

[zerotohiro]

[All right. He's kinda figured out that maybe, just maybe, Levi ended up like some of the others. That's horrifying. Levi's like...not supposed to do that. Levi's supposed to be like a wall.

But maybe that's just naive to think. More than anything he's concerned though so...a text it is.]

You ended up going somewhere too, didn't you?

[dirtdevil]

[ yeah, well, where he comes from walls sometimes break and then everything goes to hell. in that way, he is kinda like a wall.

fortunately he knows Hiro had to have made it out at least okay, because if not Tadashi would have told him. good job, Hiro. you automatically did better than him. ]

yeah. the air shrine. what about you?

text; buddy r u ok

[obfuscates]

May I ask how you're doing?

[dirtdevil]

I'm okay now. you guys made it out, right?

text; 7/19

[kirkwalled]

so how short are you

[dirtdevil]

what does it matter?

8/5, text

[zerotohiro]

...got a few minutes?

[dirtdevil]

yeah, why?