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[ Are you kidding, bro? He doesn't kiss anyone with that mouth. (It's actually pretty sad.)

He pauses for a moment, rubbing the side of his head. Then, almost casually: ]

Is that what that was?

Edited 2015-06-03 03:14 (UTC)

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Where would I even put all of that? What a waste.

[ A waste of paper, and also a waste of praise or distaste. He doesn't give a shit. ]

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[ literally? yes. his mouth will stay clean, god willing. if we're talking figuratively, though... not so much. he can keep it in check, of course, but some of the shit that's come out of his mouth could probably make the dead blush. not that anyone's going to end up dead, here. nope. not today. not with this badass walking around.

(and also Levi, I guess.) ]

Not exactly ideal, but neither are these. [ and he slips the blades into his belt, because what the hell else is he supposed to do with them? ] I can't believe people here do this shit for fun.

[ he turns to her then, to address her in an at least slightly more polite manner. as much as can be afforded considering the situation and his poor social skills, anyway. ]

They're usually a bit bigger, yes. No cats. [ maybe they should consider making the 3DMG cuter? can titans feel emasculated? this may merit further research if he ever winds up back in his hellhole of residence. ]

It's probably just as well you saved your bullets. I don't know how much better they would have done against something like that. You come across any others so far?

Edited 2015-06-27 09:35 (UTC)

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[ look, man, his experience with pudding monsters is somewhat lacking. so sue him. how was he supposed to know cutting off one pudding would only cause two more puddings to take its place? shit.

but yeah, we are definitely running now. kitty knives be damned; retrieval will obviously have to wait. for now, he'll have to settle for some good-natured ribbing between himself and a complete stranger. while running for their lives. in a video game.

why did this have to happen to him? ]

Oh, fuck off. You have any bright ideas, numbnuts?

Edited 2015-06-29 23:30 (UTC)

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[ sooner or later your burning secret is going to come out, Tadashi. because if there's one thing Levi needs, it's more manpain.

he knocks lightly on one of the gas canisters, a little surprised that even a genius from the year 5,000 or whatever is impressed by the gear. ]

I'm sure you could take it all apart and remake it a hundred times better, but never mind that. [ for now. he may legitimately ask Tadashi to do this once they're not in the jungle anymore. ] How did you get up here?

[ this guy sure sounds excited about corn dogs... which sound bizarre, by the way. he knows what a hot dog is and he knows what cake is, but the two of them together? who came up with that?

...but if it means he'll stop falling all over himself apologizing, so be it. maybe it'll even be good? who knows. ]

Might as well.

[ he eyes the one Atsushi's holding that fell on the ground (and on him). ]

...You're not going to eat that one, are you?

[ don't worry about it bro.

he stares up (way up...) at the rollercoaster, contemplating whether he wants to undertake this hot mess of a ride. it's ugly, yes, but if there's one thing he enjoys, it's zooming through the air at high speeds. so, having made his decision, he looks back to Tadashi, head cocked to the side confidently. ]

I'm game if you are.

[ he looks back down at one of the bodies, almost regretfully. ]

Too bad sometimes incompetence leads to death.

Edited 2016-02-04 01:27 (UTC)

[ well, size doesn't matter and no one knows that better than him—because he's tiny, because he fights giants, because he just killed some very large creatures with a very small weapon (and is about to do it again). there's no joy in killing these animals because this all could have been avoided if they'd had competent (or at least present) handlers, but they're a danger to people like this.

so, a demonstration she shall have. he takes his knife back out. ]

Okay. Watch out, though—it's gonna be really pissed off before it's dead.

[ he takes down these things in the same way he deals with some of the tricker titans: make them vulnerable in some way before trying to go in for the kill. going for the eyes is hard when he only has one knife on him. so this time, he goes for the back of a leg, which, naturally, pisses it off, and it screams its disapproval loudly, but by that point he's used the knife to climb up its back. now sporting several more stab wounds but largely immobilized, the worst it can do is thrash and scream some more while he positions himself at the back of its neck and, as soon as the opportunity comes, jams the knife as hard as he can into the side of its neck. a moment later the screaming stops and the creature slumps over dead. he hops off, stops to make sure it is, indeed, deceased, and then pulls the handkerchief back out to clean the knife off. again.

tada!? ]

Why are you apologizing? It is faster.

[ and it's goddamn amazing. not that he'll say that, but rest assured he's thinking it. obviously he's not going to turn Shigeru away, so he nods at Genos's statement. no way in hell he's turning this down.

he has no idea what's going on re: the phone, though. ]

Feel free to help out. That's a convenient power.

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[ yyyyeah, politeness is not really this one's forte. it's just as well Genos took the food area—if it was him, he'd be very liberally throwing shit away and kicking people out of their tables to clean them. this is why he doesn't work directly with people.

at the end of the hour he's back with a heaping trash bag of his own. looks like Genos got the harder job. despite this, he looks like he's seen some shit. ]

There was glitter everywhere.

Intro > Tadashi

Intro > Yogi

Intro > Maya

June Event > Maya

June Event > Vietnam

June Event > Gintoki

October Event > Tadashi

January Event > Atsushi

January Event > Tadashi

January Event > Vietnam