[ look, man, his experience with pudding monsters is somewhat lacking. so sue him. how was he supposed to know cutting off one pudding would only cause two more puddings to take its place? shit.
but yeah, we are definitely running now. kitty knives be damned; retrieval will obviously have to wait. for now, he'll have to settle for some good-natured ribbing between himself and a complete stranger. while running for their lives. in a video game.
why did this have to happen to him? ]
Oh, fuck off. You have any bright ideas, numbnuts?
What do you think I'm doing, huh? I'm not running for fun! Marathons are stupid! NOBODY RUNS FOR FUN!
[all he has is a wooden sword, which has proved pretty useless against the pudding. He's going to keep running, though. . . and is he speeding up? As if maybe he can out run this guy and maybe leave him to get eaten by the pudding instead. . . ]
[ wow, dick move. trying to outrun him, leaving him to fend for himself in the face of the slimiest of foes completely unarmed... unfortunately, he's pretty quick, so that's not gonna work. sorry, dude. ]
Will you stop screaming? You're just going to attract more of them.
[ it's kinda hard to get a good look at their surroundings while running and yelling at someone. so he'll stop yelling (for now) and try to survey the landscape. hmmm... ]
[Man this guy. . .this guy was really fast! Gintoki's going to run out of steam some when he realizes he can't beat Levi, stumbling a little, his arms hanging down as he keeps trying to trudge on. Finally he has to stop to catch his breath, hopefully the puddings were still far behind them. This was hard and he wanted to go home.]
If I had water I'd be drinking it right now - [gasp, pant, gasp]
Like I have time to admire the scenery, anyway. [so growly and grumbly. Get them out of this Levi, it's your job now. ]
[ when he realizes Gintoki's put on the brakes, he'll do the same. this dude may be obnoxious, but he's not gonna leave him to be devoured by pudding. that's not how the food chain is supposed to work, even where he comes from. no dumbass left behind. ]
That's not what I meant. If we could lure it into water, maybe it'd fall apart and get stuck in there.
[ he's not usually the one who makes the plans. can you tell? ]
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[ look, man, his experience with pudding monsters is somewhat lacking. so sue him. how was he supposed to know cutting off one pudding would only cause two more puddings to take its place? shit.
but yeah, we are definitely running now. kitty knives be damned; retrieval will obviously have to wait. for now, he'll have to settle for some good-natured ribbing between himself and a complete stranger. while running for their lives. in a video game.
why did this have to happen to him? ]
Oh, fuck off. You have any bright ideas, numbnuts?
slow ugh
[all he has is a wooden sword, which has proved pretty useless against the pudding. He's going to keep running, though. . . and is he speeding up? As if maybe he can out run this guy and maybe leave him to get eaten by the pudding instead. . . ]
not as slow as me
Will you stop screaming? You're just going to attract more of them.
[ it's kinda hard to get a good look at their surroundings while running and yelling at someone. so he'll stop yelling (for now) and try to survey the landscape. hmmm... ]
Have you seen any water around here?
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If I had water I'd be drinking it right now - [gasp, pant, gasp]
Like I have time to admire the scenery, anyway. [so growly and grumbly. Get them out of this Levi, it's your job now. ]
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That's not what I meant. If we could lure it into water, maybe it'd fall apart and get stuck in there.
[ he's not usually the one who makes the plans. can you tell? ]