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Cultural Festival > Genos

[dirtdevil]

( from here )

[ yyyyeah, politeness is not really this one's forte. it's just as well Genos took the food area—if it was him, he'd be very liberally throwing shit away and kicking people out of their tables to clean them. this is why he doesn't work directly with people.

at the end of the hour he's back with a heaping trash bag of his own. looks like Genos got the harder job. despite this, he looks like he's seen some shit. ]

There was glitter everywhere.

[incendire]

[ It's true Genos definitely got the harder of the two jobs but between glitter and decomposing food—the decomposing food was actually the better of the two options. Genos would put a hand onto Levi's shoulder to express his sympathies about his experience but he does kind of smell like the bottom of a trash bin.

The question really is though, just where all of that glitter go to. ]

Did you encounter a problem with one of the festival goers?

[ Because how else... why else?!?? ]

[dirtdevil]

[ yup. at least decomposing food will come off. glitter is practically forever.

...there's probably some on him still. ]

Someone was using it to decorate. I don't think they gave any thought to how anyone was going to get it off afterwards.

[incendire]

[ Shine on like the crazy magical beautiful mushroom diamond that you are, Levi. ]

I see... [ Notice how Genos isn't offering to take his place with the glitter. ]

Is it all gone now, at least?

[dirtdevil]

Yeah, it's gone.

[ he wouldn't have deemed it clean to his standards if even one goddamn speck of glitter remained. ]

Now I just have to deal with getting it out of my clothes.

[ maybe he should have worn an apron after all. ]

[incendire]

[ Attack on glitter. ]

I'm sure there are hoses around here where we can spray them clean, and then I can use the heat produced by my hands to quickly dry them.

[ There are definitely more civilized ways to deal with it but Genos was clearly offering the most direct way of dealing with stated "problem". If it was even a problem to start off with. ]

[dirtdevil]

[ ...he pauses, eyeing Genos's hands. seriously? ]

You have heated hands?

[ it sounds really stupid but damn, that's pretty convenient. ]

[incendire]

[ You have no idea bro. He's like the swiss army knife of cyborgs. ]

Yes, I do. I have a multitude of different settings for my hands.

[dirtdevil]

[ please show him an actual swiss army knife. he would be fucking amazed. ]

...Okay, fine. Let's go find a hose, then.

[ this is starting to get weird. ]