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[ whenever levi wakes up from his magic coma, nurses would probably let the captain know that he always had a visitor. a young dragon, by the looks of the last time they saw him. he’d sit there, hang around, talk a little occasionally, then politely bow out to return to whatever duties he had. sometimes, there’d be trinkets. mostly enchanted cleaning products.

today was no different! a tall horned man with plenty more features to count walks in, dawning a jacket in the summer months— because it actually snowed. crazy.

eren slips into the room he was used to walking into, acknowledging the nurses there, but before they could say anything to surprise him, what he sees is more than enough. wide slit eyes stare blankly, a touch of relief softening up the muscles around his cheeks, but not enough to shred the serious look on his face. ]

Captain.

[The package left on his doorstep contains a plate of homemade cookies from Marie and a fresh lily flower.

“Happy Holidays! We are not friends yet but I hope we can become friends in the coming year.” is what the attached note says]

Do you remember the last time you were here?

[ check in... hi. even if Levi thinks Jean is talking to him already. ]

Captain.

Your status?

Hey... [Can he tell how awkward she feels asking for help and advice from him? There's a pause, but then she changes track. Why ask for help when she can just annoy him.

So he's sent a shakily recorded video clip. Showing a completely devastated room, just mud everywhere. Not long after, another item is sent...A photo. A photo of a very proud looking boy. Tail wagging so hard it was a blur.

She'd originally planned on asking the clean freak for advice on how to deal with the dried mud stains. But then...it seemed funnier just to make him look.]

[It's late, very late when he gets sent the call. And it's... With a slurred and shaky voice that couldn't keep level. ]

Where am I?

[Still on the sofa of the basement owners'. But she was Lost and needed an Adult. ]

Having only spoken once, you'd think Levi would have managed to successfully avoid a stupid holiday gift. Wrong.

The box is fairly large beneath its clumsy wrappings, but its contents are thankfully simple: a bag of chocolate-covered coffee beans (extra dark) and a step stool. It's a very nice step stool, obviously well-crafted...but it's still a fucking step stool.

There's an obvious insult to be read into this, but the hand-drawn card slipped into the package negates the possibility with its sincere message and almost childish depiction of a cozy hearth. The mantle is crooked because Styx can't draw a straight line to save his goddamn life. ...sorry, Levi.

[Levi is one of the few people to get a note with his present. Partly because he was one of the only people she didn't need to struggle with enchantments to make it readable.]

I made too many hats for the kids so here.

-Mikasa

[Said hat, was black with a pompom as big as his head. She 100% doesn't care, he's just getting this because she made too many, really!]

[ a delivery to levi's residence would reveal, once he opened it, a custom tea set, along with a victorian-era roomba. it cleans all by itself, and it has an attack mode. thanks for being a peach.

even though eren didn't actually know that's what it said. there's no note to trace him back, otherwise! ]

Edited (html.... please) 2020-12-20 20:46 (UTC)

[On the day of the holiday, a plate of homemade cookies and a sample of herbal tea mysteriously appears on his doorstep. The wrapping is decorated with a fresh lily flower (actually a Fae magic product, designed to fade away from existence in a few hours) and a ribbon. The attached handwritten note reads as follows:]

Happy Modranicht! Let’s have another great year here in Aefenglom!

M⚜️

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