Having only spoken once, you'd think Levi would have managed to successfully avoid a stupid holiday gift. Wrong.

The box is fairly large beneath its clumsy wrappings, but its contents are thankfully simple: a bag of chocolate-covered coffee beans (extra dark) and a step stool. It's a very nice step stool, obviously well-crafted...but it's still a fucking step stool.

There's an obvious insult to be read into this, but the hand-drawn card slipped into the package negates the possibility with its sincere message and almost childish depiction of a cozy hearth. The mantle is crooked because Styx can't draw a straight line to save his goddamn life. ...sorry, Levi.