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[dirtdevil]

Characters: Eren & Levi
Time: The asscrack of dawn
Location: A snow globe in a dollar store? Who the fuck knows
Description: PARTY HARD till someone dies whoops

[ So this thing is happening. Bummer. Who will live? Who will die!? It'll be very dramatic I'm sure. Man, their lives sure do suck, huh? ]

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

-What?!

[this is total bullshit]

[dirtdevil]

[he's going around examining the dome walls, stopping every so often to feel it or kick at it a little. if only some big sweaty asshole would come bust open a hole for them...]

You heard it, then?

[wirsinddiejager]

[slams into the wall shoulder first and keeps doing it despite the pain and the complete lack of results]

It's- [slam] -crazy! She can't expect anyone- [slam] -to go along with something like that!

[dirtdevil]

Stop it. It's not gonna happen.

[wirsinddiejager]

[...stopping, but giving the wall a good kick just to let it know it hasn't won]

So what are we gonna do?

[dirtdevil]

[yeah that's right, you show that wall who's boss]

We make a decision, obviously. We'll have to bank on the second one being good enough to get us both out alive.

The first one is a no-brainer, though.

[wirsinddiejager]

It is?

[dirtdevil]

People have already died for your sake. Do you really think I'd make their sacrifice pointless and kill you myself?

Killing you is an absolute worst case scenario. Shitty as this situation is, it still doesn't qualify.

[wirsinddiejager]

[...just staying quiet for a moment because while he can't argue, he definitely doesn't like any of this]

So we just make sure to make a good enough offer.

[dirtdevil]

It's all we can do.

[he leans against the dome wall. could they have at least left some chairs in here, damn]

Any bright ideas?

[wirsinddiejager]

Er... [THINKING

THINKING SO HARD]





No, sir. Sorry.

[OOC] Decision/offer

[dirtdevil]

Eren and Levi are offering to show her A Cool Thing, banking on the fact that she probably hasn't seen anything like it before (??). Eren will use his ability to turn into a titan (aka 15 meter crazy giant dude) and Levi will then cut his human body out of the nape of the titan's neck, still alive but possibly missing an appendage or two. Levi's part in this depends a lot on the knife that's left in the room, because titan flesh is extremely dense, but if it's just a normal knife he'll stand there and saw him out as long as it takes.

Failing that (and I'm assuming it will fail but hey they tried), Levi will be the one to die.

Difficulty for Levi to cut him out with a regular knife is about a 9 - very difficult not maybe not impossible? If the knife has any special properties or strength it would be more like a 4.

[wirsinddiejager]

And difficulty for Eren to turn into a titan and get cut out would also be around 4!

Re: [OOC] Decision/offer

[infiniteregress]

((OOC: Is this physical difficulty or emotional difficulty?))

Re: [OOC] Decision/offer

[dirtdevil]

Physical! Wouldn't really be any emotional difficulty.

[infiniteregress]

Hmm . . . I'm afraid that you've been outbid. You have ten minutes, or I'll take matters into my own hands.

[You have ten minutes to decide how to die and to put that plan into action! When that time runs out, water will begin to trickle in the room from the floor, faster and faster and faster—after ten more minutes, the room will be completely flooded. The person chosen to survive will instinctively know that they won't have any trouble breathing.

Once the person slated to die is dead, their body will vanish, and the water will recede. With a sickening lurch, the survivor will find themselves back in the garden, with the corpse of their partner nearby.]

((Here))

[wirsinddiejager]

-Fuck.

[dirtdevil]

[well. that's a bummer, huh.

he curses under his breath, but doesn't really appear very surprised to head the verdict.]

[wirsinddiejager]

[turns to him, panicked]

Captain, we can't just- there's got to be some other way out of here, or- or something!

[dirtdevil]

Shut up.

[it's not said bitterly.]

You're not going to come up with some genius cheat in the next ten minutes.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm not gonna let her kill you!

[dirtdevil]

You're right. You're not.

[eyeing the knife and the bottle. oh the possibilities.]

[wirsinddiejager]

[oh shit]

I...

[he wants to argue or come up with some kind of escape plan or anything, but he already knows how useless that would be so he just swallows it all down.]

Understood.

[dirtdevil]

Good.

[walking over to where they're sitting and picking up the knife]

Poison's a shitty way to die. So's drowning. At least this'll be quick.

[wirsinddiejager]

...Do you want to do it yourself, or should I?