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[dirtdevil]

Characters: Eren & Levi
Time: The asscrack of dawn
Location: A snow globe in a dollar store? Who the fuck knows
Description: PARTY HARD till someone dies whoops

[ So this thing is happening. Bummer. Who will live? Who will die!? It'll be very dramatic I'm sure. Man, their lives sure do suck, huh? ]

Comments

[dirtdevil]

Doubt we can ask her. That would make it too easy, which would make it less fun to watch.

[he glares off into the distance at nothing in particular. he just needs to glare at something right now. glaaaare.]

[wirsinddiejager]

[that is some quality glaring, dang]

So I guess we should be offering something that would entertain her?

[dirtdevil]

[years and years of experience, bro]

She'd probably like a big chunk of titan. I bet she's a sick fuck.

Too bad it evaporates.

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think I could turn into a titan in here anyway. Not enough room.

[dirtdevil]

[what if I threw some cutlery on the floor.]

It doesn't matter. That probably doesn't involve enough suffering to sate her.

[wirsinddiejager]

[do you have any cutlery on you i didn't think so]

So what would?

[dirtdevil]

[after some careful consideration he finally just flops down on the ground. looks clean enough.]

I don't know. I can't think of anything else. The only thing I can say is she probably hasn't seen a kid turn into a giant before. But there's no way I could cut you back out with that shitty knife she left us.

[wirsinddiejager]

I think I could probably get out on my own.

[it can't be that hard, right? he could totally figure it out]

Or... maybe she'd think seeing me get cut out would be interesting enough that she'd give you a proper blade for that?

[dirtdevil]

Even if you can get out on your own, I wouldn't really be offering her anything. I'd just be standing there while you did it. I doubt she'd accept that.

[he pauses to consider for a moment.]

It's possible. Unless you can think of something better.

[wirsinddiejager]

Seems good enough to me.