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[dirtdevil]

I hit 6k so here's a question meme! Hit me with whatever. (or don't, see if I care!!)

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[nodo]

hits u just because

[dirtdevil]

who is this????????

[burningpockets]

hits u with money

[doitforher]

uho

[secare]

SCREAMS

[unguilded]

do you like my dick

[dirtdevil]

fuck you

[unguilded]

when are you marrying yato

[dirtdevil]

tomorrow

[unguilded]

when you bang and have sweaty gross yatoshroom sex I want links

[dirtdevil]

you wish

[hardertheyfall]

Seconded.

[grandstanding]

I'LL GIVE U A QUESTION trust levels for each Epona?

[dirtdevil]

I was trying to decide how to do this but fuck it I'll just use... percentages... I guess

Star: 95%, it's difficult for him to get with 100% but it could be possible at some point.
Blade: 90%, would be higher if he hadn't seen the shard where Blade was like "oh well that guy probably wasn't important to me anyway lol". But still pretty goddamn high for him.
Yato: ...Maybe 75%, was lower until he took care of him after he died.
Nightshade: 60%, he doesn't really know her but she seems to be all right in everyone else's book.
Willow: 70%, he doesn't think she gives enough of a fuck to try anything weird. Plus she's Selena Gomez.
Menace: 0%, get fucked.

[worldsaving]

knife fight y/n

[dirtdevil]

NNNNNNNNNNN

[sweatypalms]

i was gonna make a dick joke but now i feel too late to the party. give me mushy's feelings on yato instead!!!!!

or dicks too

[dirtdevil]

depends on how this thread goes motherfucker

reply hazy, try again!!

[acemedium]

Relationship me because i am predictable

And Mushroom on the other teams!

[dirtdevil]

dammit sipp why do you enjoy my pain so much....

Okay. I'd say Star is pretty much at max hearts at this point. You can tell because he's still super protective of her, but at the same time he doesn't want to cockblock her from trying to do stuff (like channeling dangerous shit) because he knows she feels like she can't help and it feels bad, man. So it's a balance between not wanting any harm to come to her and also wanting to let her make her own decisions. He doesn't think she's stupid at all, just... kinda reckless... but he also knows she's a teenage girl. And part of the reason he is okay with letting her do what she thinks is best is because he knows if something terrible does happen, he can be there to at least try to shut it down. And so would Blade, and so would 75% of the game probably, so what's the worst that could happen, right??

Basically she's the closest he'll ever get to family and he kinda knows that, so he doesn't want to fuck it up too bad.

As for other teams!! This oughta prove how much I suck (and how much he sucks) because lol making friends on other teams.
Rats: Doesn't know anyone!
Cows: Avoid due to Cross, though he hasn't had much contact with the others
Dawon: Seems aight, Nightshade's old team, Lace is pretty legit
Omelettes: Despite the presence of Liter this team is ok. He knows most of them somehow?? How did this happen. He feels bad for them and their shit-tier luck, but who doesn't at this point. Also he feels bad for Castling because he saw his boyfriend's dick (it wasn't okay).
Tiamat: Only really knows Clover but she definitely gets his approval.
Takshaka: Somehow... doesn't really know anyone?? Except for the new one who punched Yato, which was kind of funny. The tank part was less funny.
Epona: supremacy
Amalthea: He knows... Rook and Viva and they are "friends," but he also heard a thing about winning games regardless of the cost and that kinda didn't sit well with him. He doesn't know where it came from, though, and he assumed it wasn't either of them, so whatever.
Vanara: Doesn't really know anyone!
Alectryon: Ha ha, Galen's old team... and now Yato's sword child's team. He hasn't really talked to any of the others, but Yukine seems like a good kid. Mostly.
Barghest: He only knows Alya and that kid's dumb as hell, but he won't hold the rest of the team to blame for that.
Henwen: Doesn't know anyone!
Cats: He doesn't really think of Cats as a team, since it's kinda not. He's cool with Armin (obvs) and Vash. (And Poochy)

[hardertheyfall]

Thoughts on the titans actually going back to SnK world?

[dirtdevil]

At this point he has a hard time giving a fuck that they're not going back. I mean, yeah, it'd be nice to see them get actual justice maybe, but that would only work under certain circumstances, and failing those they'd just be out loose to get into more dumb shit. So as mad as he is, he also acknowledges that everyone would be better off without them there. Don't let the door hit your ass!!

[featherduster]

ok but WHY yato tho

[acemedium]

seconded

[perspire]

will you clean the sweat from my face

[hardertheyfall]

And can I watch?

[secare]

HAVE YOU ALWAYS HAD TERRIBLE TASTE IN PEOPLE, MUSHY?

[dirtdevil]

yes