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[dirtdevil]

I hit 6k so here's a question meme! Hit me with whatever. (or don't, see if I care!!)

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[worldsaving]

THIS IS A BLATANT LIE

[dirtdevil]

n-no it isn't....

[worldsaving]

it's a subtle lie

[dirtdevil]

ugh okay fine

what feelings am i spewing exactly

[worldsaving]

alright, you can choose between his feelings on fantastic puns, or on the girl giving them, either or.

[dirtdevil]

puns are tools of satan and must thus be destroyed

Viva tho... Viva's alright. I guess. No, for real, he doesn't like kids. Or I guess it'd be more accurate to say he doesn't like people in general, and he's just bad with kids. However, that is to say normal kids, which Viva is not. In his opinion. For one thing she has a pottymouth to rival his own, and she clearly does not take any shit from anyone, and even though he doesn't know anything about where she came from he kinda assumes it was probably somewhere terrible (and that they have that in common). She seems like she's probably been through things that have forced her to mature earlier, so he feels for her in that respect. There was basically no chance whatsoever that he could have had fun at that camping trip, but he did meet a pretty legit kid out there, and legit kids are hard to come by!

Also she can come over anytime, though he'd prefer she left her satanic tome of puns at home.

[worldsaving]

you're alright too, i guess.

but she's bringing her pun book every time now.




i specifically like that a pottymouth is one of the key aspects to getting mushroom's nebulous thumbs-up

[dirtdevil]

what can i say, he prefers to keep it real