Are you sitting down? 8ecause you should pro8a8ly 8e sitting down for this. I mean I know you wouldn't fall far if you DID faint 8ut you might 8ruise your face and holy shit we don't want to make THAT thing look any worse! :::;D Ok. Prepare yourself for the ultim8 in awesome:
1) Why NOT???????? 2) 8ecause I can. 3) 8ecause the rockets seem to run on magic and don't need refuelling UNLIKE your shitty gas-8ased system! 4) 8ecause it is red with flames painted on, and that makes it 88% more awesome. 5) 8ecause science. 6) 8ecause adventure! 7) 8ecause STYLE. 8) I can't think of an 8th reason 8ut there has to 8e one or I will get super uncomforta8le.
8ut if you 8n't into it, I can always give it to ANOTHER of your soul8onds. Like Sasha. Or Connie! I 8et THEY would use it responsi8ly and not get killed, riiiiiiiight? ::::)
yeah, no, i don't want the blood of stupid but innocent children on my hands. setting that aside for a moment, though, how the fuck did you make something like that?
I have this thing called an alchemiter and it is 8asically the most useful thing in the world. I can make copies of shit OR I can com8ine things together to make new things!!!!!!!! Like com8ining shootygrapplegear with my 8right red rocket 8oots to make the shiniest and reddest and most kickass rocketshootygrapplegear in the history of ever. It is ok if you are stunned 8y my o8vious genius! Most people are. ::::)
does it run on regular magic or fairy magic? because if it means leaving glitter in my wake wherever i go i think i'd rather just refill the fucking gas.
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Ok. Prepare yourself for the ultim8 in awesome:
Rocket Powered Manoeuver Gear.
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2) 8ecause I can.
3) 8ecause the rockets seem to run on magic and don't need refuelling UNLIKE your shitty gas-8ased system!
4) 8ecause it is red with flames painted on, and that makes it 88% more awesome.
5) 8ecause science.
6) 8ecause adventure!
7) 8ecause STYLE.
8) I can't think of an 8th reason 8ut there has to 8e one or I will get super uncomforta8le.
8ut if you 8n't into it, I can always give it to ANOTHER of your soul8onds. Like Sasha. Or Connie! I 8et THEY would use it responsi8ly and not get killed, riiiiiiiight? ::::)
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I can make copies of shit OR I can com8ine things together to make new things!!!!!!!!
Like com8ining shootygrapplegear with my 8right red rocket 8oots to make the shiniest and reddest and most kickass rocketshootygrapplegear in the history of ever.
It is ok if you are stunned 8y my o8vious genius! Most people are. ::::)
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