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[dirtdevil]

[ good luck getting him to answer the phone. best txt it son. ]

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private network message

[hungryhunter]

Private network

[wasthatmymom]

private network message

[hungryhunter]

[dirtdevil]

wrong number dipshit.

private network message

[hungryhunter]

[dirtdevil]

is that supposed to be in any way comprehensible

you made it yourself, didn't you

[dirtdevil]

fuck off

[dirtdevil]

i will find a way to block people on this network or die trying.

private network message

[hungryhunter]

private network text; laptop

[hungryhunter]

holy shit dude you gotta see this

private network message

[hungryhunter]

yo dude how do u feel about

LAS VEGAS

text message; backdated to late night on april 5

[wirsinddiejager]

heeeeeey Im nin Vages nd just wanyeed you to nkwow that Im kinfd of drunk? but im not doing nything inrespronsiblt so dont worry. epscesially not titan things. I jutss wanted to say hi beacus youre rleally olol nanmd I rpespect youw alot and I lealr dont mind if you hve ot cut my lehgs off..

bte Octiavia says hi.

text message; backdated to moments after alan's 8)))

[drama8om8]

This is Tavia adn Alan is a DIRTYT (CUTIE) LIAR I didn;t say "hi" I saod "tell cpata8n Gremlin that he has a stuped face tha tlooks liek this." and them I did your face in fact I am doing it RIGHT NWO it's uncanny.

[dirtdevil]

no.

[hungryhunter]

thats ur reaction 2 an entire city. rly. i didnt even get to the good part yet

[dirtdevil]

actually getting shitfaced in vegas when you're 16 is pretty irresponsible, you stupid asshole. what are you thinking?

never mind, you're probably too trashed on appletinis to be thinking. have fun in the morning.

[dirtdevil]

holy shit, go to bed.

[dirtdevil]

is the good part that you're finally losing my number

[wirsinddiejager]

woaw r u de??? Im thinkinning lots of usdff? liek how oCtviaaia is doing a face taht looa jjsut like youres. its fuckng uncanny. alsoa there were no applertinins mosly pinacolyayds. so thats anothewr things your wonrg about. SEE oyure not eright about everything!!

snapchat;

[drama8om8]

[hungryhunter]

hey hey thats not nice man. im hurt. truly offended.

the good part is a bunch of numbered ppl are going 2 roadtrip there duh

[dirtdevil]

okay. why are you telling me this?

[dirtdevil]

every message you send me is just another entry on the massive list of shit you're going to regret tomorrow, alan. keep that in mind.

[dirtdevil]

[ screams internally ]

it's not a good look for you. don't feel bad, not everyone can pull it off.

[drama8om8]

OHM ygod.
WOW. WOwoWOWOWOwoWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
WoW.
Wow!
WOwoWOwow. Wow. Whowhowwowowhwohow. WOW. WOOWWWWW.W O W. Wowow.
FUCKING
WOW.
Yuo thinsk just 8eciaus you ra CPATAIN OF THE FGREMLINS you can sass me????
You think you scan do that???????
You thisnk8 you can say th8se stuff and not get fuckisgn CLO88ERED?
Lest fuckiggn go U AND ME, RIGHT NWO. COME TO VGEAS AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LITTEL FUCKRE. I will end your shit.