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[dirtdevil]

[ good luck getting him to answer the phone. best txt it son. ]

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private network message

[hungryhunter]

[dirtdevil]

wrong number dipshit.

Private network

[wasthatmymom]

[dirtdevil]

is that supposed to be in any way comprehensible

you made it yourself, didn't you

private network message

[hungryhunter]

[dirtdevil]

fuck off

private network message

[hungryhunter]

[dirtdevil]

i will find a way to block people on this network or die trying.

private network message

[hungryhunter]

private network text; laptop

[hungryhunter]

holy shit dude you gotta see this

private network message

[hungryhunter]

yo dude how do u feel about

LAS VEGAS

[dirtdevil]

no.

text message; backdated to late night on april 5

[wirsinddiejager]

heeeeeey Im nin Vages nd just wanyeed you to nkwow that Im kinfd of drunk? but im not doing nything inrespronsiblt so dont worry. epscesially not titan things. I jutss wanted to say hi beacus youre rleally olol nanmd I rpespect youw alot and I lealr dont mind if you hve ot cut my lehgs off..

bte Octiavia says hi.

[dirtdevil]

actually getting shitfaced in vegas when you're 16 is pretty irresponsible, you stupid asshole. what are you thinking?

never mind, you're probably too trashed on appletinis to be thinking. have fun in the morning.

text message; backdated to moments after alan's 8)))

[drama8om8]

This is Tavia adn Alan is a DIRTYT (CUTIE) LIAR I didn;t say "hi" I saod "tell cpata8n Gremlin that he has a stuped face tha tlooks liek this." and them I did your face in fact I am doing it RIGHT NWO it's uncanny.

[dirtdevil]

holy shit, go to bed.

backdated to early morning on april 6

[wirsinddiejager]

oh my god I am so sorry.

[dirtdevil]

there it is.

[drama8om8]

You.

[dirtdevil]

wow, a pants joke. never heard one of those before! completely original material right there.

if you don't get another text back from me it's because my eyes are too blurry with tears of laughter to read my screen.

text;

[drama8om8]

Hey Grimmygrem Alan says you are like the 8est person around at using that whole shooty grapplehook 8elt swoop gear.
And I need to know if that is actually true or if he is just 8eing adora8ly modest! 8ecause I made a thing and if I let a talentless loser test it out then they will just get themselves horri8ly killed in an incredi8ly painful (8ut super 8adass) manner.

[dirtdevil]

what kind of "thing."

text;

[shortspoken]

Alan is staying with you.
I have questions.

text

[dirtdevil]

okay? i assure you whatever your questions are, the answer is "nothing weird."

[hungryhunter]