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captain levi from fortnite ([personal profile] dirtdevil) wrote2013-10-20 05:25 pm
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douche minutiae


in progress forever because I'm a lazy fuck
- [YES PLEASE] - Would like these first if possible!
- [NO THANKS] - Please don't give these out yet.
Obtained
Vandalized by Dio 11/12/13 never 4get


Significant Positive
First time outside the walls aka Not Bad #1 (NR 4, 4-14)
First kill (NR4, 24-42)

Neutral Positive
Stars (NR2, 34-38)
Female titan captured (23, 25-42)

Trivial Positive
● Arm-wrestling (NR4.5)
Invincible (NR5, 5-8)
Cleaning the SC base with his squad (17, 3-9)

Significant Neutral
Senpai noticed me
Shoujo prequel squad introducing themselves (feat. real first name!!) (NR3, 4-7)
● A messenger (NR5, 9-20)
● Meeting a certain weirdo (NR6, 27-36)
World's Strongest
● A choice with a lot of regrets (NR7, 3-18)
No regrets, for real this time (NR8, 28-41)
Finding some kid who can turn into a titan and saving his ass
Then savagely beating him in front of a full courtroom lol whoops (19, 28-60)
Murder Them Titans aka Not Bad #2 (18, 34-40)
● Choices (25, 21-29; 26, 20-25)
SPOONMAAAAN (25, 34-43; 26, 1-10)
vs. female titan (30, 15-32)
● Soylent green is people (51, 20-40)
● Stupid believers (53, 32-41, 45-46)
● Fun with MPs (59, 23-36, 46)
● This is (not) the end (60, 5-20)
● Ackermans (63, 29-33)
● Welcome party (64, 3-5, 10-17, 32-35)

Neutral Neutral
● MP slugs (NR1, 19-34)
● We'll get out of this dump someday (NR2, 26-34)
The barracks (NR3, 8-16)
● A hallway conversation that is not awkward in any way (NR5, 20-26)
Isabel gets it (NR6, 13-19)
● Ilse's notebook (18.5, 4-18)
Do u hate me (circle yes or no) (19, 61-63)
● The 57th expedition (21, 32-38)
Like a damned lizard (25, 30-33)
● Spoonman pt. 2 (26, 11-19)
● Refuel order (28, 2-7)
● Road trip (37, 1-19)
Babysitting Nick (37, 20-30)
● Squad 2.0, Nick is dead lol (51, 2-10, 23-29)
● Historia's emo backstory (51, 33-46)
The air we breathe, it smells like shit (53, 9-22)
● The power of cosplay (54, 15-25)
● Three conditions (54, 26-35)
● Great success (61, 43-48)
● Take me to church (62, 18-26)

Neutral Trivial
A "shitty" sense of humor
● Backhand (NR3, 23-31)
● Wait shit we're actually outside (NR4, 15-19)
Getting schooled on the formation (NR6, 3-12)
Erwin is smart (but I'm still totally gonna kill him) (NR6, 21-32)
● "Her." (17, 10-14)
● Sonny & Bean are dead!! (20, 30-32)
● Smoke signals (24, 12-15)
Hot titan date (45, 12-16)
● His ass is sticking out (53, 3-8)
● Dirty hands (59, 8-19)

Significant Negative

● The wrong choice (NR7, 22-44)
Dead people in the rain (NR8, 4-16)
● "I'm going to fucking kill you." (NR8, 17-27)
● Dead people in the forest (30, 1-3)
● The defeated (30, 36-42)
Heeeeere's Kenny! (57, 35-46)
● "She's dead." (69)

Neutral Negative
Titans (general memory)
● Two big dudes chasing him around underground (NR1, 35-43)
● Join the Survey Corps or I'll ram the MP up your ass (NR1, 36-56)
A bloody outstretched hand and a dying man asking if he was "useful"
A girl in a crystal (34, 33)
Huge-ass trees (24, 38-43)
● Sound grenade (25, 7-20)
● Making her scream (27, 19-31)
● FT gets ate (27, 36-45)
● Childhood friend (30, 10-14)
● Playing dirty (54, 36-40; 55, 23, 28-46)
● Because I'm abnormal (56, 12-33)
Showdown at the Old Saloon (58, 11-18)
● Anti-personnel (58, 19-24, 29-42
I'll break ur fukken legs m8 (72, 2-17)

Trivial Negative
● Maybe he's constipated (32, 19-33; 33, 1-2)
● Gunfire (58, 1-10)

Skills
Basic hand-to-hand/knife combat
Intermediate hand-to-hand/knife combat
Advanced hand-to-hand/knife combat
Horseback riding
Shitty flintlock guns
● Smiling

3DMG for dummies (basic usage, balance, titan combat/avoidance)
3DMG for training grads (not bad, but probably still gonna get eaten)
3DMG for Survey Corps survivors (pretty legit)
● 3DMG for, uh, Levi (last name ever first name greatest)