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[mightyratslayer]

[There's a long pause on Charlie's end.]

I dunno, man. Better safe than sorry?

[dirtdevil]

[ he has no idea what kind of person he's dealing with here. not yet.

if he did, he'd call bullshit immediately. ]

I think I'll take my chances.

[mightyratslayer]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN.]

DUDE! ARE YOU CRAZY? What if you turn into an anomaly?

[dirtdevil]

Guess so. I'll let you know in an hour when I'm not an anomaly because I know when people are trying to fuck with me.

[mightyratslayer]

[Charlie gives his tablet a long, unimpressed stare before he remembers Levi can't see him anyway.]

Listen, buddy, you should probably take the attitude down a notch. This town is full of all kinds of insane bullshit. The message could be real, y'know.

[dirtdevil]

[ he's not your buddy, pal. ]

You think I don't know that? There's a difference between "insane bullshit" and some idiot trying to spook people into making asses of themselves on the network.

[mightyratslayer]

[WELL THEN YOU AREN'T HIS PAL, FRIEND!!!]

Dunno, man, I'd rather be an ass than an anomaly. [That's embarrassingly not true but jeez he was just being safe.]

[dirtdevil]

[ fine!!! ]

That's fine. But I think I'll be neither, myself.

[ well, he's an ass regardless, but it's for (many) other reasons. ]

[mightyratslayer]

[Okay, that actually stumps Charlie.]

Wait, you can't... You can't just like, opt out. It's like an either-or kinda thing, man. [His sass has tapered down into genuine bafflement. Since when it "nope" an option?]

[dirtdevil]

I can and I did. I'd invite you to do the same, but it's a little late for that now.

[ sorry bruh. ]