dirtdevil: (chugging a lava lamp)
captain levi from fortnite ([personal profile] dirtdevil) wrote2016-07-10 04:23 pm
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snowblind inbox

[ you know what to do! ]
mightyratslayer: (zombies dude!)

@ketximq; text; Day 141

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-07-29 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hi there, guy! Enjoy this message in your inbox because Charlie is freaking out and doesn't want to curse his friends. He picked your username randomly off the network somewhere. Maybe you will know what to do!!]
mightyratslayer: (hello come right in)

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[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, man! That's what I said! So what do we do?
mightyratslayer: (dram bok)

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-08 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause on Charlie's end.]

I dunno, man. Better safe than sorry?
mightyratslayer: (i got followed here by like ten cats)

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-11 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN.]

DUDE! ARE YOU CRAZY? What if you turn into an anomaly?
mightyratslayer: (so no one will know who we are duh)

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Charlie gives his tablet a long, unimpressed stare before he remembers Levi can't see him anyway.]

Listen, buddy, you should probably take the attitude down a notch. This town is full of all kinds of insane bullshit. The message could be real, y'know.
mightyratslayer: (i hate u)

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-15 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL THEN YOU AREN'T HIS PAL, FRIEND!!!]

Dunno, man, I'd rather be an ass than an anomaly. [That's embarrassingly not true but jeez he was just being safe.]
mightyratslayer: (what's your spaghetti policy)

[personal profile] mightyratslayer 2016-08-19 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that actually stumps Charlie.]

Wait, you can't... You can't just like, opt out. It's like an either-or kinda thing, man. [His sass has tapered down into genuine bafflement. Since when it "nope" an option?]