feytality: ANSWER: NOT ENOUGH (how many eating icons do i even need)
Maya "worlds MOST tragic orphan" Fey ([personal profile] feytality) wrote in [personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-06-26 06:39 pm (UTC)

[Once again, his savior has arrived.]

[As the poor, helpless humanity's greatest soldier unsuspectingly walks beside a so-called food cart, and it prepares to attack him with everything it has.... there's Maya, casually strolling around, not realizing that today, she has a date with destiny. But as the cart starts to vibrate, and the smell of toasted buns fills the air... something inside of her just knows.]

[Three things happen: 1. Levi stands in bewilderment.]

[2. A hot dog, complete with buns, is viciously shot towards him!!]

[And 3. Maya sees this vicious attack, and physically throws herself between assaulter and assaulty, catching the hot dog.....]

[....WITH HER TEETH.]


Mff!

[That's twice now she's saved his life.]

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