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[dirtdevil]

Characters: Eren & Levi
Time: The asscrack of dawn
Location: A snow globe in a dollar store? Who the fuck knows
Description: PARTY HARD till someone dies whoops

[ So this thing is happening. Bummer. Who will live? Who will die!? It'll be very dramatic I'm sure. Man, their lives sure do suck, huh? ]

Comments

[dirtdevil]

[years and years of experience, bro]

She'd probably like a big chunk of titan. I bet she's a sick fuck.

Too bad it evaporates.

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think I could turn into a titan in here anyway. Not enough room.

[dirtdevil]

[what if I threw some cutlery on the floor.]

It doesn't matter. That probably doesn't involve enough suffering to sate her.

[wirsinddiejager]

[do you have any cutlery on you i didn't think so]

So what would?

[dirtdevil]

[after some careful consideration he finally just flops down on the ground. looks clean enough.]

I don't know. I can't think of anything else. The only thing I can say is she probably hasn't seen a kid turn into a giant before. But there's no way I could cut you back out with that shitty knife she left us.

[wirsinddiejager]

I think I could probably get out on my own.

[it can't be that hard, right? he could totally figure it out]

Or... maybe she'd think seeing me get cut out would be interesting enough that she'd give you a proper blade for that?

[dirtdevil]

Even if you can get out on your own, I wouldn't really be offering her anything. I'd just be standing there while you did it. I doubt she'd accept that.

[he pauses to consider for a moment.]

It's possible. Unless you can think of something better.

[wirsinddiejager]

Seems good enough to me.

[OOC] Decision/offer

[dirtdevil]

Eren and Levi are offering to show her A Cool Thing, banking on the fact that she probably hasn't seen anything like it before (??). Eren will use his ability to turn into a titan (aka 15 meter crazy giant dude) and Levi will then cut his human body out of the nape of the titan's neck, still alive but possibly missing an appendage or two. Levi's part in this depends a lot on the knife that's left in the room, because titan flesh is extremely dense, but if it's just a normal knife he'll stand there and saw him out as long as it takes.

Failing that (and I'm assuming it will fail but hey they tried), Levi will be the one to die.

Difficulty for Levi to cut him out with a regular knife is about a 9 - very difficult not maybe not impossible? If the knife has any special properties or strength it would be more like a 4.

[wirsinddiejager]

And difficulty for Eren to turn into a titan and get cut out would also be around 4!

Re: [OOC] Decision/offer

[infiniteregress]

((OOC: Is this physical difficulty or emotional difficulty?))

Re: [OOC] Decision/offer

[dirtdevil]

Physical! Wouldn't really be any emotional difficulty.

[infiniteregress]

Hmm . . . I'm afraid that you've been outbid. You have ten minutes, or I'll take matters into my own hands.

[You have ten minutes to decide how to die and to put that plan into action! When that time runs out, water will begin to trickle in the room from the floor, faster and faster and faster—after ten more minutes, the room will be completely flooded. The person chosen to survive will instinctively know that they won't have any trouble breathing.

Once the person slated to die is dead, their body will vanish, and the water will recede. With a sickening lurch, the survivor will find themselves back in the garden, with the corpse of their partner nearby.]

((Here))

[wirsinddiejager]

-Fuck.

[dirtdevil]

[well. that's a bummer, huh.

he curses under his breath, but doesn't really appear very surprised to head the verdict.]

[wirsinddiejager]

[turns to him, panicked]

Captain, we can't just- there's got to be some other way out of here, or- or something!

[dirtdevil]

Shut up.

[it's not said bitterly.]

You're not going to come up with some genius cheat in the next ten minutes.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm not gonna let her kill you!

[dirtdevil]

You're right. You're not.

[eyeing the knife and the bottle. oh the possibilities.]

[wirsinddiejager]

[oh shit]

I...

[he wants to argue or come up with some kind of escape plan or anything, but he already knows how useless that would be so he just swallows it all down.]

Understood.

[dirtdevil]

Good.

[walking over to where they're sitting and picking up the knife]

Poison's a shitty way to die. So's drowning. At least this'll be quick.

[wirsinddiejager]

...Do you want to do it yourself, or should I?

[dirtdevil]

Depends. Could you do something like that without feeling responsible? I doubt it.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm gonna feel responsible no matter what.

[dirtdevil]

[enjoy this Very Serious Glare]

Was it your fault we ended up here? No. This was a joint effort, and we had nothing to offer. The only one responsible is her.

[he examines the blade closer, trying to decide how best to off himself should it come to that. are we having fun yet?]