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[dirtdevil]

[ good luck getting him to answer the phone. best txt it son. ]

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[drama8om8]

w8 I mean

*YOU SAME HEIGHT AS ME FUCKR.

8ecause we are rnot little we are COMPACT ANRD PETITE dno't let any8ody evert ell you yoru'e little Cappy Gremz yuorre the right size 8wause you are Tavia sized and that is the 8est size to 8e consgratuikstins.

[hungryhunter]

bc it would make a recently dehaired bro of mine pretty happy if we could go and also dont u wanna ever do anything fun

[wirsinddiejager]

I WILL REGREW NOTHING

[dirtdevil]

how does this involve me? just go if you want to go. be sure to ask your mom first.

i'm not your mom.

[dirtdevil]

i'm going to stop replying now. it's for your own good.

[dirtdevil]

wow, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. you should get trashed more often.

you know. when you're 21. i'm not condoning underage drinking even if there is something in it for me.

I fucking hate myself I'm sorry

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Dued stopp hittong o me I am in a sreious rel8tionship. Spuer inappropir8.

[wirsinddiejager]

HAHA THAt MEANS I WIN

backdated to early morning on april 6

[wirsinddiejager]

oh my god I am so sorry.

[hungryhunter]

i am soulbonded 2 u bro

also we need a chaperone

[dirtdevil]

i wish you'd stop using that word. in all honesty though how many people told you no before you asked me to hold your hand all the way across the country?

[hungryhunter]

ur the 1st 1 i asked

bc dickless giant killing crew and i think u need 2 have some fun!!!!!

[dirtdevil]

i'm going to chock this up to the booze. i know you're kinda delusional to begin with, but jesus christ.

[dirtdevil]

there it is.

[dirtdevil]

which part of chaperoning a couple of underage kids to the most adult-oriented city in the universe is supposed to be "fun?"

[hungryhunter]

u get 2 go have adult fun there?!?!?! u dont have to b w/ us 24/7 u know we just gotta have an adult we know there

not like my momd know anyway

[dirtdevil]

oh yeah, i just can't wait to gamble all the money i don't have away and then hit the topless revue after that. and then come back to the hotel and listen to you two giggle about stupid shit until dawn.

seriously am i the only adult you guys know?

[hungryhunter]

dont u care about connie

hes hurting rly bad rite now after losing his fro and

he looks up 2 u u know. this would rly mean a lot 2 him : (

[dirtdevil]

[ Ah, yes, there it is. He knew it was coming, and yet he didn't expect it to actually work. He legitimately feels bad for that stupid fucker. The way he handled losing his 'fro, you'd think he lost the family dog or something. Completely melodramatic, but mopey Connie sounds even worse than regular Connie. Gosh, what's a man to do? He really doesn't want to go, and yet... and yet...

There's a long pause between messages here, but surely the reply will be worth it. ]

fine.

[hungryhunter]

yes!!!!!!! thank u thank u thank u

ill make sure u wont regret this bro. trust me. were gonna have sooooo much fun

[wirsinddiejager]

I wish I could say that sending those messages was the most embarrassing thing I did last night. but it really wasnt.

[drama8om8]

8RO dno't try to 8acktrack nwo 8ecause I called you out. Hellssof lame.
DONT@WORRY I wontt ell aLan 8ecause he woudld kill you. and it is WAY UNDERSTANDAST8LE that you would 8e hotfo r me 8ecause I AM A STONE COLDD HOTTEI. I am Even hottre than alan and GOD ALAN IS SO HOT GREM8LN MAN HOLY SHIT.
He ahs a gr8 8utt and cutie animem eyes and 8a8yface cheeks (8ut yuo can't tell ANY8ODY he has a 8a8ryfac he is very sentisitive a8ot it). Omgm I lvoe him so much captain gremz I hawe so many FEELINGS right nwo ::::')

[drama8om8]

You.

[dirtdevil]

wow, a pants joke. never heard one of those before! completely original material right there.

if you don't get another text back from me it's because my eyes are too blurry with tears of laughter to read my screen.

text;

[drama8om8]

Hey Grimmygrem Alan says you are like the 8est person around at using that whole shooty grapplehook 8elt swoop gear.
And I need to know if that is actually true or if he is just 8eing adora8ly modest! 8ecause I made a thing and if I let a talentless loser test it out then they will just get themselves horri8ly killed in an incredi8ly painful (8ut super 8adass) manner.