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[dirtdevil]

[ god damn it. he's fine with not getting any mail, but for some reason this asshole pointing it out just makes him so irritated.

he pushes his mailbox closed, perhaps a little harder than necessary. ]

Why the fuck would I want junk mail? Getting nothing is better than getting garbage.

[ or chimp porn. ]

[ape]

Coupons aren’t garbage.

[ says one who never uses cupons. he feels like he’s getting under his skin, though! and that’s a plus. take that, for saying “chimp porn”! ]

We’re you expecting something?

[dirtdevil]

No. I was just checking. Is that alright with you?

[ you know what? he's gonna move. he's literally going to go home and immediately get online and look at other apartment buildings. jesus christ. ]

I get coupons in my email. It's called "giving a shit about the environment." You should try it sometime. Don't monkeys live in trees?

[ape]

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crap he’s been had ]

—I recycle.

[ that was the worst comeback— maybe it’s time to go, too. he’s swiftly lost this one. ]

Damnit.