[ citation needed. he takes the cloak, but he's not really sure what he's supposed to do with it. he's covered in slime. you want spit all over your fancy cloak, bro?
...actually, fuck it. he'll just wash it later. for now, he'll go ahead and wrap it around his shoulders. it's probably too long on him, but whatever. he kinda likes it. ]
[ that was exactly for that!!! exactly!! bro he’s throw that cloak over a puddle for you to step over, they can send it to the dry cleaners he’ll pay for it. eren holds his hand up, about to address one thing first before— deciding maybe he should, you know, let him know! ]
You can . . . Clean off with it— I don’t mind.
[ how much blood splatters has that thing lived through anyway??? this is fine!!! and after a shorter pause, only to swallow and explain: ]
My mom’s a nurse. Even better than doctors sometimes.
[ ...well, okay, if you insist. he'll start by trying to get some spit out of his hair. this is his life now.
aaand on second thought, maybe seeing a nurse might be a good idea. he reeeally doesn't want to, but... yeah, he's pretty sure he has a concussion. he holds part of the cloak that isn't covered in drool up to his head to wipe off the blood and winces a little in spite of himself. god damn it. ]
[ what you should know about meeting with mrs. jaeger is one thing:
1. she is an angel
charismatic and bubbly with patients, she makes the worst of them smile on a bad day— not that she’ll probably make levi smile, but she’s way too nice. and talkative. at least she gets the message when it comes to quieter people and will patch him up with no further naggings. just extremely happy to meet another son’s friend and if you ever need help, hit her up.
she won't make him smile, no, but that is an exceedingly rare thing. he won't be rude, though—just quiet. even if they're not divulging the details of this accident, he's still really embarrassed. his former self would be laughing in his grave if laughing was a thing he did.
once they're done and he's bandaged up (and full of extra-strength painkillers, hopefully), he'll stop outside briefly. ]
Probably not gonna be able to try that again for awhile.
[ if only he could just magically gain the ability somehow... ]
You can try it some other time. It . . . took me a while, too. [ eren tries to laugh a little, ] Lots if falls.
[ and hurts. but, he had a wizard boyfriend to heal him at his worst, when he couldn’t heal on his own. the tried smile flattens into seriousness, and then he starts off with uh, ]
And you can always try mine if you don’t get yours. I’m pretty sure they’re all the same.
Two months? It was in November. I got the app in September. [ his muscles were probably sticks compared to the past levi’s, but. he might as well mention them. ] My body changed for it, too. You need a lot of muscle to get it right.
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[ oh my god, how embarrassing. ]
No, it's fine. I'm fine.
[ citation needed. he takes the cloak, but he's not really sure what he's supposed to do with it. he's covered in slime. you want spit all over your fancy cloak, bro?
...actually, fuck it. he'll just wash it later. for now, he'll go ahead and wrap it around his shoulders. it's probably too long on him, but whatever. he kinda likes it. ]
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You can . . . Clean off with it— I don’t mind.
[ how much blood splatters has that thing lived through anyway??? this is fine!!! and after a shorter pause, only to swallow and explain: ]
My mom’s a nurse. Even better than doctors sometimes.
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aaand on second thought, maybe seeing a nurse might be a good idea. he reeeally doesn't want to, but... yeah, he's pretty sure he has a concussion. he holds part of the cloak that isn't covered in drool up to his head to wipe off the blood and winces a little in spite of himself. god damn it. ]
...Okay, fine.
[ only to make sure he's not gonna die. ]
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[ what you should know about meeting with mrs. jaeger is one thing:
1. she is an angel
charismatic and bubbly with patients, she makes the worst of them smile on a bad day— not that she’ll probably make levi smile, but she’s way too nice. and talkative. at least she gets the message when it comes to quieter people and will patch him up with no further naggings. just extremely happy to meet another son’s friend and if you ever need help, hit her up.
her hands are magic ]
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she won't make him smile, no, but that is an exceedingly rare thing. he won't be rude, though—just quiet. even if they're not divulging the details of this accident, he's still really embarrassed. his former self would be laughing in his grave if laughing was a thing he did.
once they're done and he's bandaged up (and full of extra-strength painkillers, hopefully), he'll stop outside briefly. ]
Probably not gonna be able to try that again for awhile.
[ if only he could just magically gain the ability somehow... ]
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[ and hurts. but, he had a wizard boyfriend to heal him at his worst, when he couldn’t heal on his own. the tried smile flattens into seriousness, and then he starts off with uh, ]
And you can always try mine if you don’t get yours. I’m pretty sure they’re all the same.
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How long did it take you to get yours?
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Two months? It was in November. I got the app in September. [ his muscles were probably sticks compared to the past levi’s, but. he might as well mention them. ] My body changed for it, too. You need a lot of muscle to get it right.
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What do you mean your body changed?
[ everyone goes through puberty, Eren, you're not special. ]
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I got all the muscle I built in years back then in one night.
[ it was like pulling a captain America on yourself it was crazy ]
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...So one day you just woke up shredded?
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[ IT WAS A DISASTER ]
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That's awfully convenient.